Sunday, March 31, 2013

JW"S TOP 10 OLD SCHOOL RULES


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JW’S cool old school rules~ Rule Number 10,
 Go out of your way to visit your family on Christmas. Don't avoid a dinner coz there might be someone there you might not want to see.  It's once a year so if you're in that situation - bury the fucking hatchet and go and enjoy Christmas. It's too far, I'm too tired, Fuel's too dear, and I have to work tomorrow, bla bla bla.... Refer to old school rule number 8.

JW’S cool old school rules~ Rule number 9,
You don't know what you've got till you've lost it.
Always thank your wife for the things she does, even the little things.

JW’S cool old school rules~ Rule number 8,
Excuses are for losers!
Don't make em. If you fucked up, face it, admit it, and get on with it.

JW'S cool old school rules~ Rule number 7,
Don’t wait for special occasions to buy your special lady flowers. 
Buy them randomly. Flowers are like love lubrication, like oil for an engine.

JW’S cool old school rules~ Rule number 6,
Play with fire you get burnt.
Simple but effective!

JW’S cool old school rules~ Rule number 5, and one of the most important!
NEVER... EVER HIT A WOMAN... if she's gone feral and is been a real fucking handful restrain her until she settles. If she's too tuff to restrain then you shouldn't try hit her anyway coz she will probarly kick your ass.

JW”S cool old school rules~ Rule number 4,
One word...
Compromise!

JW’S cool old school rules~ Rule number 3,
Don’t lie to your wife or girlfriend! If you lie to impress, lie to cover up, or lie just coz you’re a fucking liar; she will not really know who you are. Liars always get caught up to and once she figures you out she might not like you anymore. So save yourself the time by pulling all the skeletons out of the closet. If you still get along and love each other after that, then that’s what I call old school and cool!

JW’S cool old school rules~ Rule number 2,
I often open and close the car door for my beautiful wife.  It’s old school and cool!  I know she likes it - but I wonder if she gets as much satisfaction from having it done for her, as I do from doing it for her? I especially like to do it when she’s down town or has friends around, coz my girl is special and she deserves it. Major old school and cool!
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JW’S cool old school rules~ Rule number 1, The big one!
Do unto others as you would do unto yourself.
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